Cat Cat Face Ipsum:
Friends are not food scratch the box for pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Sit on the laptop. I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. Catasstrophe. Howl uncontrollably for no reason damn that dog .
Need to chase tail fight an alligator and win but scamper ears back wide eyed, so run outside as soon as door open. Curl into a furry donut. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast. Gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye leave fur on owners clothes. Russian blue. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower kitten is playing with dead mouse meeeeouw.
